Last trip to BKK my average daily lady expenses were 3200 Baht per day,
but this time so far only about 2300.
I attribute the difference to the fact that this time i brought my butt plug,
which has encouraged me to spend more time being a jerk off.
Not only that, but since touching down in LOS i have been blessed to
discover the ecstacy in jamming the toy in while in an upright position.
In my homeland i was accustomed to using it while sitting, but i can tell you boys from experience that it is far better standing up. If you don't believe me, try it, you'll like it!
Use lots of olive oil on the plug and your joy toy. This will keep you well lubed for hours of play, while KY will run you dry in about two minutes unless you keep spitting on yourself, which i consider impolite & downright nasty. This practice will also keep your poops cumming out easy.
But don't ram the plug in if it doesn't want to go. Be nice & easy like you are when doing the girl meat. Even jiggling it around your bunghole feels great until it is ready to slide in nice and easy.
Don't try this at work, but in mixed company and with Borat is ok. Also with woman kissing mouth, balls and ass.
Best of luck. Denny Crane.
ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS THIS WAY YOU WONT BE TEMPTED TO TOUCH YOUR WEINER
but this time so far only about 2300.
I attribute the difference to the fact that this time i brought my butt plug,
which has encouraged me to spend more time being a jerk off.
Not only that, but since touching down in LOS i have been blessed to
discover the ecstacy in jamming the toy in while in an upright position.
In my homeland i was accustomed to using it while sitting, but i can tell you boys from experience that it is far better standing up. If you don't believe me, try it, you'll like it!
Use lots of olive oil on the plug and your joy toy. This will keep you well lubed for hours of play, while KY will run you dry in about two minutes unless you keep spitting on yourself, which i consider impolite & downright nasty. This practice will also keep your poops cumming out easy.
But don't ram the plug in if it doesn't want to go. Be nice & easy like you are when doing the girl meat. Even jiggling it around your bunghole feels great until it is ready to slide in nice and easy.
Don't try this at work, but in mixed company and with Borat is ok. Also with woman kissing mouth, balls and ass.
Best of luck. Denny Crane.
ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS THIS WAY YOU WONT BE TEMPTED TO TOUCH YOUR WEINER
